Mike Miller tells everyone that he co-produced track 6 on the new Weeknd album.
Baron Davis just heard Gang of Four for the first time.
Ricky Rubio is really pleased with the beer selection at Echo Park’s newest Gastropub.
Jesse Lee “Doc” Tally sells bargain Geodes at the Echo Park Farmer’s Market.
Bert Blyleven tells everyone he used to play percussion for Bon Iver before he “sold out.”
Bill Walton won’t admit being featured on the Huff Post is responsible for all the traffic on his mildly successful humor blog.
Michael Jordan won’t admit that he didn’t start listening to The Smiths until Freshman year of college.
Detlef Schrempf always yells “Boh Boh Boh” at Reggae Night.
Dwayne Schintzius won’t stop talking about Dubstep.
Bobby Clarke is one of the first to experience delayed side effects of The Great Four Loko Craze of 2010.