Dirk Nowitzki and his friends go to the Stagecoach Country Music Festival now that Coachella is too corporate.
Pavel Bure swears to everyone on the Venice Boardwalk that his rollerblades aren’t meant to be ironic.
Drew Gooden knew about Skrillex before everyone else.
Big Bossman can’t wait for the new Rick Ross album to drop.
Mike Miller tells everyone that he co-produced track 6 on the new Weeknd album.
Baron Davis just heard Gang of Four for the first time.
Ricky Rubio is really pleased with the beer selection at Echo Park’s newest Gastropub.
Jesse Lee “Doc” Tally sells bargain Geodes at the Echo Park Farmer’s Market.
Bert Blyleven tells everyone he used to play percussion for Bon Iver before he “sold out.”
Bill Walton won’t admit being featured on the Huff Post is responsible for all the traffic on his mildly successful humor blog.