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Nov 09

A flat tire on his fixie couldn’t prevent Phil Jackson from winning  the San Francisco Barista Championship.

A flat tire on his fixie couldn’t prevent Phil Jackson from winning the San Francisco Barista Championship.

Nov 07

James “Buddha” Edwards won’t stop talking about his new $500 Vinyasa yoga mat.

James “Buddha” Edwards won’t stop talking about his new $500 Vinyasa yoga mat.

Feb 19

Andrew Bynum’s attempt at the “Danny Brown Haircut” didn’t come out quite as well as he had anticipated.

Andrew Bynum’s attempt at the “Danny Brown Haircut” didn’t come out quite as well as he had anticipated.

Feb 08

Mike D’Antoni won’t stop talking about how his coke dealer has “the best shit in the county.”

Mike D’Antoni won’t stop talking about how his coke dealer has “the best shit in the county.”

Dec 15

Hit-Making A&R Don Nelson just signed the hottest new boy band.

Hit-Making A&R Don Nelson just signed the hottest new boy band.

Dec 07

Jason Kidd tells everyone he “isn’t being ironic” when he watches Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives on mute while listening to Smash Mouth.

Jason Kidd tells everyone he “isn’t being ironic” when he watches Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives on mute while listening to Smash Mouth.

Oct 22

Andrew Bynum tells everyone that he only buys music on vinyl.

Andrew Bynum tells everyone that he only buys music on vinyl.

Aug 02

Steve Nash just started peaking off the MDMA he thought was bunk a week ago at the Kaskade show.

Steve Nash just started peaking off the MDMA he thought was bunk a week ago at the Kaskade show.

Apr 24

Dirk Nowitzki and his friends go to the Stagecoach Country Music Festival now that Coachella is too corporate.

Dirk Nowitzki and his friends go to the Stagecoach Country Music Festival now that Coachella is too corporate.

Apr 18

Pavel Bure swears to everyone on the Venice Boardwalk that his rollerblades aren’t meant to be ironic.

Pavel Bure swears to everyone on the Venice Boardwalk that his rollerblades aren’t meant to be ironic.