A flat tire on his fixie couldn’t prevent Phil Jackson from winning the San Francisco Barista Championship.
James “Buddha” Edwards won’t stop talking about his new $500 Vinyasa yoga mat.
Andrew Bynum’s attempt at the “Danny Brown Haircut” didn’t come out quite as well as he had anticipated.
Mike D’Antoni won’t stop talking about how his coke dealer has “the best shit in the county.”
Hit-Making A&R Don Nelson just signed the hottest new boy band.
Jason Kidd tells everyone he “isn’t being ironic” when he watches Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives on mute while listening to Smash Mouth.
Andrew Bynum tells everyone that he only buys music on vinyl.
Steve Nash just started peaking off the MDMA he thought was bunk a week ago at the Kaskade show.
Dirk Nowitzki and his friends go to the Stagecoach Country Music Festival now that Coachella is too corporate.
Pavel Bure swears to everyone on the Venice Boardwalk that his rollerblades aren’t meant to be ironic.